Hatching (Pahanhautoja)

2022, directed by Hanna Bergholm

Hatching is a movie that I can genuinely imagine being used to teach film analysis in high school English. I know it’s not actually in English, but unless the rules have changed that doesn’t disqualify it – after the comparatively insipid The Sixth Sense in fifth form my class studied La Vita e Bella in Italian in sixth and the German language Lola Rennt in seventh, meaning I was taught film analysis using majority movies that were not in English. I’ll leave it up for speculation as to whether spending weeks dwelling on a historical tragicomedy and a weird experimental alternate timeline… thing… had any influence on my taste in movies.

At any rate, we’re back to mothers and daughters with this one, but with a whole lot of other things thrown in like society’s perpetual terror of pubescent and adolescent children (particularly girls). There’s really only one explicit reference to puberty where Tinja’s father goes to confront her about her behaviour but spots a bit of blood on her sheets, and coming to the conclusion that she’s gotten her first period he reverses course entirely. But the whole film is basically a metaphor about it, with Tinja essentially moving from childhood to motherhood in the hatching of “Alli” and the way her whole life becomes about caring for this strange, messy creature who manages to subsume her own identity and who she can’t help but love even as it destroys all her familiar routines. “But… I hatched it,” she says helplessly at one point, not long after raging at Alli that, “I don’t want you! Nobody wants you!” She is, of course, far too young to handle the contradictory emotions of unexpectedly becoming a mother – she can barely handle her own emotions most of the time since she identifies herself so much as simply an externalised part of her own mother. Dressing like her, keeping her incredibly inappropriate secrets, taking on her values and goals. She spends most of the movie so anxious she looks like she’s about to burst into tears at any given moment, and while there are signs that she knows full well that she’s not good enough at gymnastics to keep her mother happy she just keeps kicking that can down the road.

Let’s move from motherhood back to puberty though, because at the same time Alli is an expression of Tinja herself, an expression that’s capable of having her own wants and needs and acting to get them. It’s no coincidence that the same young actress portrays both of them. Alli’s actions might not benefit Tinja in the medium or long term, or even really in the short term, but they’re a reaction to her feelings of fear and of not being good enough or of being replaced because of it. Puberty is a time when children struggle to keep their feelings in check, when their actions don’t make sense to anyone around them and often to themselves as well. It can be easy to see them as, well, monsters. Why else would it be such an enduring theme in horror movies? For all the talk of the terrible twos and the subsequent development of a child having their own personality, puberty is the first time children really become unfathomable and uncontrollable, when even one that’s formerly been pressured and pounded and forced into a desired shape will start to scream and rage and break out.

If anyone’s interested in watching this one I will note that there’s a serious emetophobia warning for a couple of scenes, but it’s relatively fleeting. It’ll depend how sensitive you are to it.

Sissy

2022, directed by Hannah Barlow and Kane Senes

You know that thing where a character just keeps on making bad decision after bad decision as everything goes to shit around them? I can’t stand that thing. Snowballing consequences can be done really well when all of a character’s choices make sense in the moment, otherwise I end up torturing myself for days afterwards thinking about all the things they could have done to prevent everything that came afterwards. I can’t entirely say that Sissy (rather, Cecelia – much of the film is spent with her trying not to be seen as Sissy) could have prevented everything, since Alex was the one to initiate the first major confrontation, but she could definitely have chosen not to go to the entire weekend in a rural area that she wouldn’t be able to escape from to spend time with someone she had an incredibly fraught history with and who had no idea she’d been invited.

But then, while we’re clearly set up to sympathise with Cecelia to begin with, there are signs right from the start that things might not be quite how they appear. Even in the home video when Sissy declares that she and Emma are best friends because they have so much in common we aren’t actually given any examples before Emma launches into the story of how they’ve known each other since birth. There’s a clear delineation in Sissy’s apartment between her filming space and her cluttered, messy kitchen, and then when she runs into Emma in the pharmacy the camera work exquisitely creates a sense of frenetic, manic smothering through close ups on their faces as they over-act their (whether sincere or not) excitement at seeing each other again.

This social claustrophobia carries through until the weekend and it’s easy to feel Cecelia’s stress and anxiety rising as she attempts to re-connect with Emma. It’s when the bodies start inevitably piling up that it becomes clear that it’s not so much about Emma, or even about Alex, as it is about Cecelia and her futile attempt to fill a hole inside herself. (You do have to wonder about the racial dynamics when they choose to cast a Black woman in this inherently damaged role, though at the very least she’s not the only Black character.)

I do think this is a well-made movie, but I found it extremely hard to watch and deeply uncomfortable to the point of struggling to finish it due to the… I suppose it would come under second-hand embarrassment, though it didn’t feel entirely like embarrassment the way you typically get from watching media in which someone deeply uncool tries to come off as suave, or someone tries to salvage a relationship with a person who’s no longer interested in them. Sissy instead evokes something like desperation, almost revulsion, of a kind I don’t like to subject myself to. Maybe that just means it was successful.

Cheap distracting games

Sometimes it’s hard to stop doomscrolling. One thing that can help is having something else to focus on, like video games! I’m not exactly the most tuned in to the industry, but I follow enough variety content creators to know of a pretty decent range of games that are easy to get caught up in and won’t cost too much money.

Note that I’m not sponsored, receiving any kickbacks, or have investments in any of the people behind these games, so I have absolutely no conflicts of interest. All prices are in NZ dollars because that’s what Steam shows me even when I’m logged out – for US prices, halve it and then add a little, or maybe just click on the link and see what it is exactly.

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Hellbender

2021, directed by the Adams family

A fun thing about Hellbender is that it was created by a married couple, John Adams and Toby Posey (to clarify, Toby is a woman) and their two daughters Zelda and Lulu. Zelda and Toby play the two main characters and Lulu the main supporting character, while John and a bunch of other people they presumably hired the normal way fill out the rest of the cast. That’s kind of awesome.

Hellbender is a story about mothers and daughters and all the complicated things that go on between them. Its depiction of magic is an interesting one – magic comes from fear of death, something possessed by every living thing, even a worm, and it fills their blood. If you consume the blood, you consume the power. The proxy-ness of it reminds me a little bit of Daughter of Smoke and Bone in which magic comes from pain, and generally speaking the pain is represented by teeth. Baby teeth, in that canon, give only tiny amounts of power because they don’t hurt much to come out, they’re designed to. Adult teeth give more. And for real power you skip past teeth entirely and create pain another way. Unlike Daughter of Smoke and Bone though, Hellbender depicts the magic as specifically dark, which is a major part of the push and pull between Izzy and her mother. Blood ties them together, something that represents both life and death, and as it turns out you can’t ever entirely separate them.

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Time Cut

2024, directed by Hannah MacPherson

This is going to be a wild tonal shift in the middle of a bunch of posts about horror movies, probably, because I have a Rotten Tomatoes list of the best horror films directed by women that I want to see more of, whereas Time Cut is a cute teen movie about a science nerd who’s about to graduate high school who’s accidentally sent back in time to a few days before her older sister was murdered by a serial killer. And it’s honestly really funny and entertaining! The end leaves open a lot of logistical questions but it’s not really in a frustrating way because the movie doesn’t take itself all that seriously to begin with – it doesn’t even attempt to explain the science aside from some vague references to lasers touching and being fueled by antimatter. Lucy’s reactions to 2003 fashion (a time period that’s very familiar to me, having graduated high school not long before that) are absolutely sublime as she walks around the school hallways in a very sedate t shirt and jeans checking out the bright colours, mini skirts, boob tubes, glittery embellishments (remember body glitter? I do), and floppy haired boys. At one point she attempts to prove to someone she’s really from the future by showing him her phone, and when he asks incredulously, “You call people on this?” she tries to clarify, “Well I don’t… call people….” before listing off all the other things she does do instead. The one function of a phone that would have been recognised in the 90s1 and it’s literally the one thing using a phone that most people who actually grew up in or after the 90s just hate doing.

I will put a disclaimer here that my judgement of media is not necessarily about whether something is good, especially only shortly after I’ve consumed it because it usually takes me a while to mull it over, but more about whether it entertained me. Time Cut is getting about a 4/10 (or 2/5 or 40%) on review aggregators and the like. It’s not a brilliant story that you’ll be left thinking about for weeks or months – I can even give you a much better movie about the highly specific genre in which a teenage girl goes back in time and tries to prevent her older sibling’s death, 2022’s See You Yesterday. But I had fun, and sometimes that’s all you need.

  1. I say 90s mostly because I had a cellphone before 2003 that was capable of texting, though it only stored 10 text messages on the device both incoming or outgoing and if I forgot to delete them the new ones couldn’t come in. I swear I’m not ignoring you, I’m just bad at keeping on top of my text-box! ↩︎

Don’t Move

2024, directed by Adam Schindler & Brian Netto

The title of Don’t Move is somewhat evocative of Don’t Breathe, another fairly successful horror movie. I haven’t actually seen Don’t Breathe but have it on my “someday if there’s nothing more interesting available” list, and the premise of Don’t Move is a little more interesting to me – a woman is targeted by a serial killer and injected with a paralytic to create a state of induced locked-in syndrome. Locked-in syndrome is specifically, genuinely horrifying to me, so I was both curious how they’d tell a story with a protagonist who literally cannot move for large stretches of the movie as well as interested in some thrills.

Unfortunately while it was well-acted and well-produced, Don’t Move just didn’t work for me. It was an interesting story, but it wasn’t as horrifying as I expected, and after some consideration I believe I came up with a large reason as to why: for almost the entire movie, the camera is focusing on the protagonist Iris from the perspective of someone else in the room. The most we get of her internal experience is close ups of her face, and I think it would be a lot more harrowing if there were more shots of what she could see, where we can hear other characters moving around off screen without being able to turn to look at what they were doing. That’s the horror of locked-in syndrome! But instead of experiencing what she’s experiencing, we’re just watching her experience it, and that’s a massive miss.

Woman of the Hour

2023, directed by Anna Kendrick

Woman of the Hour is… such a weird movie. It’s based on the real life story of serial killer Rodney Alcala, but it’s not a documentary – it’s described as a crime thriller. It’s been criticised by one of his surviving victims as taking liberties with the truth (the supposed main character Sheryl never spent time with him one-on-one in reality but this is a major scene in the movie) but could have benefitted from fictionalising things more because most of the ongoing threads in the movie have no narrative pay-off before the end comes completely out of nowhere.

If this story was actually fictional, at least one of the women who shows up repeatedly throughout the film would have more of a role in his eventual capture. Or, well, any role. If it was actually a documentary, Anna Kendrick’s character would have been less important to the story, because aside from the ‘hook’ of having picked him out of three men in a dating show she had very little significance in the events of real life.

Perhaps it would have been more coherent if it had focused on Alcala himself as the central character rather than Sheryl, but on the other hand I think we’ve had quite enough of true crime that focuses on the killers while sidelining their victims. The issue is just that in this case, if you want to be accurate you need to change less, and if you want to tell a compelling story that actually feels like a satisfying story you need to change a lot more. Woman of the Hour fails to commit to either and ultimately suffers for it.

Empire of the Ants

Windows, releasing 7 November 2024

After those first few super chill games I’ve had bad luck getting Next Fest demos to run on my Steam Deck (no shade – none of them claimed they would and they’re not even finished games yet) but of the couple that have I really wanted to highlight this one. It’s available for pre-purchase so we do know what the pricetag will be – a hefty NZ$70, so I’m guessing about US$40-50 – but the graphics alone are impressive. Empire of the Ants is a tactical RTS in which you play as an ant – if you’re old enough you might remember an early Maxis title (the studio that became a division of EA and was responsible for the Sim games back when games had to work at launch) called SimAnt. SimAnt was a simulation game in black and white released in 1991, and while there were regions of a larger map which contained competing red ant nests that you could conquer, and humans living in the house that would eventually pack up and move if you took over enough of the yard, Empire of the Ants is (as you might imagine from the intervening 30 years of game development) both more, and somehow also less, detailed.

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Three chill games

Once again it’s Steam’s Next Fest, the regularly occurring event that highlights demos for upcoming games. It’s always a favourite of mine and I try to always participate by playing through several interesting looking titles. Today I tried three that were all extremely relaxed with no real time pressures involved.

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